1. Yelling at the Converted -- 2. What's the Big Idea? -- 3. Standing for Torah at Sinai -- 4. Anakin Skywalker Is the Devil -- 5. Flood from a Machine -- 6. Twilight of the Idols -- 7. Friends, Romans, Countrymen -- 8. What's Past Is Prologue -- 9. Adam and Eve and Eve and Eve and Eve -- 10. The Fable of the Stable Theocracy -- 11. The Empty Throne -- 12. The Case for the Caliphate -- 13. The End -- 14. Sermon on the Mount -- 15. Why I Am Not a Sufi

"With autobiography, theology, and a little comedy, Two Billion Caliphs describes what Islam is, where it comes from, and what it could be"--