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All those special ingredients are way more expensive -- I could never give up cheese! -- Where would I get my protein? -- Tofu doesn't taste like anything -- Vegan cooking is too hard -- Where's the beef? -- Just thinking about salad makes me yawn -- What about brunch? -- Fake "foods" freak me out -- It's all rabbit food -- Not soup again! -- I'd miss pizza -- Can't I be pesecatarian instead? -- My friends won't want to come over for dinner -- No way. I'm Italian (or Southern/German/ Mexican/French) -- But I hate [insert vegetable here] -- I don't want to be left out at potlucks and family get-togethers -- You can't bake without butter or eggs! -- Wait, is chocolate vegan? -- But I scream for ice cream!