You know all those stories that claim fairies cry sparkle tears and elves travel by rainbow? They're lies. All lies. I've spent my life as an official adventurer. I travel across enchanted kingdoms saving magical creatures and fighting horrible beasts that most of you think are only myths and legends. I've never had a social life. My friends have all forgotten me. And let's not even talk about trying to do my homework. So - I'm done!! I'm tired and I want to go back to being a normal girl. But then along comes 'Prince Charming' asking for help, and, well, what's a tired girl like me supposed to do?

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