Introduction: Maters gonna hate -- Mothers, fathers, issues -- "Get off your ass and help out!": our harrowing encounter with the man from Boston -- Rage against the washing machine: how to divvy up chores -- Rules of fight club -- TGIM: how not to hate your weekends after kids -- Guess what? Your kids can fold their own laundry -- Bone of contention -- Kids: your new budget deficit -- Hot mess: less clutter, fewer fights -- Know that eventually it's going to be just the two of you again. Well, unless another recession hits

"A hilariously candid account of one woman's quest to bring her post-baby marriage back from the brink, with life-changing, real-world advice.,"--Amazon.com