It's my first day back at school after the holidays and I've already got three burning questions: 1) When is my family's disgusting diet going to end? 2) How will I finish my group project on time? 3) Why is my best friend Alex suddenly not talking to me? If that's not bad enough, the classroom is overrun with lizards. At least things can't get worse, right? Praise for School Rules Are Optional: 'A rollicking ride!' (Nat Amoore), 'A full-on fun fest!' (Oliver Phommavanh), 'Hilarious! A must-read.' (Kate and Jol Temple)

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