A black cat and a pocket full of sea bass is not what you would usually expect to put you on the wrong side of time. After discovering a fat bottomed wood sprite with a penchant for blueberry cheesecake and fine wine was visiting his garden and being in possession of an over curious mind it was only a matter of time before things went pear shaped for John Living. Trapped in Old World and desperate to get home can a long dead, flatulent Aunt, an Ogre and a young, inexperienced Ancient (with a dodgy map) get him back to his own world before his timeline runs out? Can he also answer a puzzling question that was posed along the way... Where did all the dragons go?

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