Read by Elliott Crossley

'Cat in Charge' is written using British English with a Scottish flavour. There are spelling differences between British English and the English as written and spoken in other parts of our wonderful, diverse world. There are also spelling differences between Human English and Cat English. Where Cat English predominates, cat won the argument. Quotes from 'Cat in Charge': 'However, my human and I are working very well together on this writing fing. I direct and human obeys. I find the best place to oversee is sitting along human shoulders against back of chair. This leaves paws free to correct.' 'At the top is the top cat, then come all other cats, in strict order of seniority.' 'My lady human loves sick unless it puts its feet on it. 'This is why I am very careful to choose the right place.'

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