"The Vanderpump Rules provocateur opens up about her rocky road to fame and sobriety in this collection of humorous and brutally honest essays"--

H word -- Reality TV saved my soul -- "I, Lauren Burningham, will not stop until I am in movies" -- Bossing up to bullies -- There's a first time for everything -- My body, my choice -- True romance -- Private jets and Gucci slides -- Home-wrecking whores have feelings, too -- Day after 4/20 -- Breaking through hurricane-proof glass -- Give them Lala