Golf is not just for the links - it's for life. How do you know when you're a golfer? For starters, you might just find golf has infiltrated every aspect of your life, from your choice of car to the words you use. You may find yourself mowing your lawn to fairway height, or discussing how your shaft feels extremely loudly in public. You probably think sub-par means something must be really, really good, and you're pretty sure the Dutch Masters is a golf tournament. If you had to list your favourite numbers, they're most likely 2, 3, 4, 18 and 72, and you spend 80% of dead-time practising your swing with an imaginary club and ball - and yet you always look to see where it went. But how do you really know when you're a golfer? Perhaps you need to buy this book to find out. - Golf humour books can really find their audience and sell on and on, but there hasn't been anything new in some time. Bestsellers include: 501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot (2004 - 68k TCM) and Don't for Golfers (2008 - 57k TCM)- Golfers can be very hard to gift to as they usually have all the gear - this is a perfect stocking filler that's guaranteed to make them laugh- Contains Matt-style illustrations, bringing the same appeal as the many very successful greetings cards out there Competition: Don't for Golfers; 501 excuses for a bad golf shot; little book of golf tips; golf - the cure of grumpy old men; golf is not a game of perfect; golf's strangest rounds;fascinating golf stories and more hilarious adult golf jokes;the best ever book of table tennis jokes;. peter alliss; ben hogan

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