In title the words "never send" appear to be written on scrap paper and taped over the words "send to."

From the desk of Santa Claus -- Forgiveness for Christmas -- Dear Santa -- Swedish wish -- Vixen kvetching (again) -- Just read the list! -- The way it crumbles -- I only want a unicorn -- Beyond naughty or nice -- RE: Concerned parents -- Crismus wish -- Dear Santa ... love Wendy -- Just to be fair -- Christmas Eve emergency -- Humble request(s) -- For the elves! -- Drop the stockings -- I don't have a chimney -- Memo: it doesn't add up -- The Christmas play -- Unfinished list -- Santa. my dude. -- Mistlewoes -- Perfect angel -- From the desk of Santa Claus

"You better watch out, you better not... WHAT?! Laugh it up with the Big Man himself as he shares some of the funniest (and oddest) letters that children have mailed to the North Pole! From hilarious complaints to wacky requests to gripes from elves and Vixen (bless him), this rowdy collection of sidesplitting poems is guaranteed to get you in a holly-jolly spirit. Just make sure you don't land on the naughty list yourself!" -- Back cover