Move over, Mother Goose. Congratulations, and welcome to parenthood! Babies are a miracle, but even miracles poop. A lot. Thank goodness she's got your twinkling eyes, he's got your perfect nose, and we've got your aching back. Welcome to "Hickory Daiquiri Dock: Cocktails with a Nursery Rhyme Twist", the ultimate gift for new parents everywhere. Featuring 20 classic nursery rhymes with a decidedly grown-up twist, it's time to lose the rattle, pick up a shaker, and throw yourself an extremely quiet party. Especially if you've finally gotten the baby to sleep, which is always worth toasting to. Drinks include: -Eeny, Martini, Miny, Mo -Jack and Coke (and Jill) -Ring Around the Rose Old MacDonald Had a Flask -Baa, Baa, Black Russian -and more!

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