So You Want to Annex Canada? That's Adorable. is a scathing, satirical, and unrelenting takedown of America's quiet assumption that Canada's sovereignty is just a technicality waiting to be signed away.For decades, Washington has treated Canada as its personal supply closetcheap resources, compliant trade policies, and a government too polite to object when industries get swallowed whole by American corporate giants. But what happens when Canada stops playing along? What happens when the oil, the lumber, and the manufactured goods stop flowing at a discount? What happens when Canadiansshockingly, stubbornlysay no?This book, penned by The Moose & Herald's Desmond Everard, dives headfirst into the political absurdity, economic bullying, and sheer arrogance behind the U.S.'s ongoing attempts to treat Canada as a future acquisition rather than a sovereign nation. With sharp wit and unforgiving analysis, Everard pulls apart the trade disputes disguised as "fair policy," the tariffs masquerading as national security measures, and the diplomatic backhanding that frames every Canadian effort at independence as "bad for North America"which is code for bad for Washington. Why is America suddenly worried about Canada's shifting trade policies? Why do U.S. lawmakers talk about Canadian industries as if they're already under American control? Why does Washington throw a tantrum every time Canada refuses to sell itself for pennies on the dollar?If you've ever heard an American politician casually suggest that Canada's future might be best as the 51st state, this book is your antidote. Equal parts political satire, economic analysis, and cultural defense, So You Want to Annex Canada? That's Adorable. isn't here to debate Canadian sovereigntyit's here o remind the world that the decision has already been made.Spoiler: The answer is no

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