This book is for anyone who's ever:Thought "maybe they'll change" while sobbing into a Chipotle bowlGoogled "how to stop catching feelings for people who give zero effort"Stayed in a situationship out of optimism, boredom, or sheer delusionGotten emotionally attached to someone who said "I'm bad at communication" like it was a cute quirkWelcome to From DTF to WTFyour chaotic, hilarious, and occasionally profound roadmap out of romantic nonsense and back to your damn self.In these pages, Quentin Shires delivers the kind of relationship advice you actually want: messy, honest, unfiltered, and funny enough to make you laugh through the healing. It's part breakup survival guide, part pep talk from your emotionally evolved alter ego, and part "holy sh*t, did they bug my phone?" because yeahit's that relatable.You'll learn:How to leave a date before dessert without faking a bathroom emergencyWhy your last 3 love interests were just emotional escape roomsHow to tell the difference between chemistry and anxiety (spoiler: one feels like butterflies, the other feels like a crime scene)The beauty of staying single on purposeeven if your aunt keeps asking about grandkidsHow to actually fall in love (with them and with yourself) without spiraling into oblivionThis isn't about finding "the one." This is about becoming the version of you who no longer chases emotionally unavailable disasters because they have a decent jawline and know three astrology signs.You don't need closure. You need this book.And maybe a snack. Healing is exhausting

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