Read by Cal Gordon

Accidentally buying a Sicilian villa for just one euro is not the great Eat, Pray, Love game changer that Brian Chapman hopes it would be. Instead, tumbledown buildings, a shortage of plumbers, and resentful locals make Brian's drunken whim look like the biggest mistake of his chequered career so far. Who could believe that an outbreak of swearing would lead not only to cultural reconciliation but to this very Australian fish out of water finding true love in Italy? 'A raw and comedic romp into the heart of Italy. It's Eat, Pray, Love, Swear - an unfiltered story of finding yourself for one euro.' MICHELLE JOHNSTON

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