Hitting the Sauce
(2013)

Fiction

eBook

Provider: hoopla

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PUBLISHED
[United States] : LisaShroff, 2013
Made available through hoopla
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1 online resource (396 pages)

ISBN/ISSN
9781310914621 MWT18458210, 1310914621 18458210
LANGUAGE
English
NOTES

Atlantic City social worker Lucy Womzak had always been able to find the good in people, to make the best out of bad situations and to cook her way out of stress.So when Les, her husband, leaves her for a slightly younger (but much skinnier) woman, she's sure she has the skill set to handle it and re-create a happy home for her and her sixteen-year-old twins. After all, she didn't lose her ability to make a decent meatloaf.But positive thinking and a degree in therapy can only go so far. When she discovers Les had led a secret life as a mafia-wannabe that may have now put her in danger, she realizes she could use a little help, especially since her secret tomato sauce is at risk, too.Lucy reaches out to her good friend, Nico. Together they try to broker a deal with a black market tomato farmer and hunt down a necklace stolen from a sentimental mobster. Nico is more than willing to help. In fact he's more than willing to be more than a friend.Nico's funny. Nico's sexy. Nico can appreciate a good linguine and clam sauce. Never before had she such a delicious opportunity. But will she survive long enough to do more than just taste it? Lisa Shiroff is a comedic fiction writer celebrating the often unnoticed but beautifully bizarre in life.For years, she worked professionally as a corporate freelance writer and graphic designer. Not only can she Photoshop her way into a royal wedding, but she can write a PR piece that will make a cat in a tattered wolf costume sound like a Westminster Dog Show champion.But the struggle to keep her tongue out of her cheek was giving her TMJ symptoms and she decided she'd had enough. It was time she joined the ranks of those intent on using humor to balance out the negatives in the universe.Now she is unleashing her comedic perspective on anyone willing to take the risk to read whatever she writes.Having spent her formative years in small-town America, Lisa mastered the ability to amuse herself and others with tales about people we all wished lived next door (and some who really did). Now she's bringing those stories to light in novels with funny characters experiencing sometimes inane circumstances and always finding happy endings (yes, she's a sucker for them).Almost living the American Dream, Lisa lives in south Jersey with her husband, two kids, and a dog. Alas, she has no picket fence

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