American Conservative policy is stupid, evil, or both. A Progressive finally decided to write down all the things they've been ranting about for years. They even drew crappy art to go with it! Hooray for metaphors! If you enjoy shallow dives into politics with a side of sarcasm, this is a book for you. Whether you're a depressed Progressive looking for things to nod along with in these dark times, or a right-wing podcaster digging for material between your supplement commercials and sane-washing, there's something here for you. Come smirk and lightly exhale from your nose while reading this scathing critique of the modern Conservative movement and the decades of stupid, evil policy that have shaped the United States for the worse. There's a few solutions to all these problems in here too! Spoiler alert: it involves taxing the rich

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