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Jeneration X : one reluctant adult's attempt to unarrest her arrested development, or why it's never too late for her dumb ass to learn why froot loops are not for dinner
by Lancaster, Jen, 1967-
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My fair lazy : one reality television addict's attempt to discover if not being a dumb ass is the new black, or a culture-up manifesto
by Lancaster, Jen, 1967-
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The tao of Martha : my year of LIVING, or why I'm never getting all that glitter off of the dog
by Lancaster, Jen, 1967-
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2013

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The gatekeepers
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2017

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Here I go again
by Lancaster, Jen, 1967-
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If you were here
by Lancaster, Jen, 1967-
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2011

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By the numbers
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2016

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Stories I'd tell in bars
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The anti-heroes
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Such a pretty fat : one narcissist's quest to discover if her life makes her ass look big, or why pie is not the answer
by Lancaster, Jen, 1967-
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The best of enemies
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Peter Pulaski must pay
by Lancaster, Jen, 1967-
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Bitter is the new black : confessions of a condescending, egomaniacal, self-centered smart-ass, or, why you should never carry a Prada bag to the unemployment office : a memoir
by Lancaster, Jen, 1967-
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Housemoms
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Twisted sisters
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